ARLINGTON, Va. – The Washington Capitals acquired center Giant Douche from the Boston Bruins in exchange for left wing Turd Sandwich, Capitals vice president and general manager George McPhee announced today.
Douche, 23, recorded 21 points (eight goals, 13 assists) in 41 games last…
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CRYWANK - Welcome To Castle Irwell
Music to listen to when I break up with my non-existent girlfriend.
